The Wednesday Times Exclusive Coverage

Due to vicious allegations of insider knowledge, newly crowned mother Cheryl Oelsner has made this public statement, in a flurry of tears and dripping breasts - "All enquiries shall be directed to my lawyer".

Well, that says it all folks. This surprising turn of events has let a flurry of competition in the gap to fill the poll position and seek victory in this tightly contested battle of wit and intrigue... or whatever.

As the dust settles, the winner of the contest would appear to be...

MS. ELAINE ARGES!!

It was neck and neck between Elaine and Ms. Deb Szabo, but in the end, it was the final weight guess that proved the deciding factor. Deb was betting on fat chunky babies, but alas, their scrawny frames and chicken legs let her down. Sorry Debs.

Unfortunately for Mr. Chapleau, our most eager public bidder, no gender was stipulated. The babies, quite thankfully, do not appear androgenous in any sense of the imagination!! In fact - nice balls boys!! Sorry Nic.

Mrs. Gerrie Baker was also in very close contention, only off by a single day - only by several hours in fact. However, the 2 penises slammed the door on her stellar bid. Sorry Gerrie!

Congrats Elaine!! Your prize is on its way!